Christy Cross Alpha-Female (Book 1) “The Alpha-Bet” by Scott Hildreth (Heather’s Review) – 5 Stars

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Kinda funky Thumbs up!!!!

WARNING…..CAUTION…..BEWARE 


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This book is by NO means romantic, hearts and flowers, lovey-dovey, or sweet. If that is what you are looking for, turn back now, because you are soooooo S.O.L. If you do not likevulgar….do not read this. If you do not like drunks and drunken shenanigans….do not read this. If you do not like raunchy….do not read this. If you do not like filthy humor….DO NOT READ THIS BOOK! Or do….but you have been warned.


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This is a COMIC EROTICA . It is meant to be dirty, hilarious, and pee your pants fun! No glittery unicorns, no happy singing and dancing elves, and no “you complete me” Prince Charming.

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THERE IS NO HEA…… well, unless you count multiple orgasms as a happily ever after. Hell….what girl wouldn’t?!
Every rule is MEANT to be broken, and Christy plans to do just that.
”Twentywhogivesafuck” 


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Let’s meet Christy Cross….. 

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”Fuck, if you can’t have fun, why live. Uptight people need to get a fucking life.” 

God definitely broke the mold with Christy. To say the least, Christy is a no-bullshit kinda gal. She shoots straight….and she does it duuuhhh-runk. She is crazy….and she is boss.

Christy Cross is Boss. 


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Christy is TIRED of watching porn and using her hand as her only means of release. She wants to let loose and she wants to give sex another go after her near blinding and traumatizing experience with a boy and his veggie.

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The Bet 
During a drunken night, Christy makes a bet with Heather, her trusty sidekick. Christy is going to screw fuck her way through the alphabet. But, she must do it IN ORDER….A all the way to Z.

Anything goes. Men, women, threesomes, twosomes, hand-somes, strap-ons, coffee, Asian gangs, fingers, tongues, butt pirates, skateboards, girls named Cloe…..A.N.Y.T.H.I.N.G.

”Remember, it’s only kinky the first time.” 


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When Christy drinks……watch out!! You never know what she is going to do, or who. She keeps you on your toes and keeps you wondering “What fucking monkeyshines is this crazy bitch going to get herself into next?”

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Christy is cumming to terms with the fact that she LOVESbossing people around. She gets off on it….multiple times. Her and her magic fingers are going to break ALL OF THE RULES…..

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This book is neither here, nor there……it’s fucking EVERYWHERE! No…really…..there is fucking….everywhere! I haven’t laughed this hard with a book in a long while.

CHRISTY CROSS IS MOTHERFUCKING BOSS! 


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Scott…..I said it before, and I am saying it again……. BRAV-FUCKING-O!!! 


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You sir sure know how to make a girl wet her pants and giggle about it….and then wet her pants again. Jesus fucking Christmas!

6’3, covered in tattoos, holy mothered perfection….mmmmmhhhmmmmmm

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Psssshhhh….like Christy needs ANOTHER reason………..

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