— Rick Chiantaretto

☆ ☆ ☆ Welcome, Rick Chiantaretto! ☆ ☆ ☆

Rick’s Book :

Fun Facts :

-What are five things you cannot leave the house without?

I’m a child of the tech age, so my cell phone is #1. Keys, wallet, wedding ring, and pants (well, most of the time).

-What chore do you absolutely hate doing?
I hate unloading the dishwasher.  I’ll load it all day and night, but don’t make me put the clean stuff away… which usually means I can’t load the dirty dishes in anyway, because the clean ones are still in there until I make them all dirty again…

-What is your favorite body part?
Can I tell you my LEAST favorite body part instead? Feet.  Don’t touch mine, I won’t touch yours. I definitely have a-foot-a-phobia. All other body parts are great and fair game. I think eyes are important (especially when using them to emote and characterize while writing), but hate it when people compliment my eyes in real life; who has ugly eyes? No one. Complimenting someone’s eyes means you can’t find anything else good to say about them.

-Do you prefer colored or white socks?
Colored. And cool. But not with those individual toe parts… see my foot hatred above

-What vegetable do you hate?
I actually love all the weird vegetables: bean sprouts, lima beans, okra (nom nom). Which one do I hate? Peas. Normal gross green out of a can, frozen, in a pod (sugar peas are an exception). Bleh.

-What song makes you want to dance?
Jennifer Lopez, Dance Again

-What is your favorite sandwich?
None. When I was in elementary school my mom made me sandwiches every day for lunch. I never got anything else.  When I was in the 6th grade I disliked sandwiches so much that I actually sold them to a kid for a string of 10 colored Christmas lights and a dollar.  I really wanted those lights and I really hated the sandwiches. Don’t tell my mom.

About Rick :

I’ve often been accused of having done more in my life than the average person my age but if I were completely honest, I’d have to tell you my secret: I’m really 392.

So after all this time, I’m a pretty crappy writer.

I have two books published and a bunch half written (when you have eternity, where’s the reason to rush?). I’ve been favorably reviewed by horror greats like Nancy Kilpatrick, and my how-to-write-horror articles have been quoted in scholarly (aka community college freshmen’s) papers.

I enjoy the occasional Bloody Mary, although a Bloody Kathy or Susan will suffice.

Mostly, I just try to keep a low profile so people don’t figure out who I REALLY am.

Rick can be found at:

Stalk Me:
Official Website: www.ricktheauthor.com
Facebook : www.facebook.com/rickchiantaretto
Goodreads: www.goodreads.com/ricktheauthor
Twitter: @RickTheAuthor


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